HOME
IS WHERE THE THIEF IS
EASTON,
PENNSYLVANIA-
A Pennsylvania thief made himself at home after he allegedly broke into
a house, cut his hair and prepared fried chicken before getting caught.
Authorities
say Jose DeGarcia threw a rock through a front door window to get inside
an Easton home. After rummaging through every room in the house, he
showered, cut his hair and fired up the oven for some comfort food.
Police
say DeGarcia left items scattered throughout and even put on some clothes
and shoes that belonged to the homeowner’s grandson.
Upon
the homeowner’s arrival, they found the thief a little too comfy—
watching television and chompin’ on some chicken.
DeGarcia
faces burglary, criminal trespass and other charges and was being held
on $15,000 bail.
FORGOT
WHERE MY MOM WORKS
DEARBORN
HEIGHTS, MICHIGAN-
This kid should’ve checked the schedule first.
Bandanna-clad
Jason Zacchi was arrested after pointing a shotgun at a Wendy’s
employee through the drive-thru window and demanding money.
Upon
driving up and insisting the attendant give over all the cash, the shift
manager hears the scuffle, and angrily approached the window and yelled
at Zacchi, “What the hell are you doing?”
Turns
out, the manager recognized Zacchi through his blue bandanna. Zacchi
is her son.
Jason
was held on $100,000 bond and his accomplice is accused of driving the
get away car and was held on $50,000 bond.
FLASHING
HER HIGH BEAMS
WELLINGTON,
NEW ZEALAND-
A New Zealand teen who was flashing her breasts at passing cars has
been found guilty of disorderly behavior for the prank, which ended
with her in a hospital after a distracted driver ran into her.
Cherelle
May Dudfield, 18, was being egged on by her friends to flash passing
motorists from a traffic island in the middle of a four-lane road. The
alcohol-fueled prank went awry when one of the vehicles crashed into
her as she tried to run to the side of the road, the police inspector
said.
Authorities
say Dudfield was extremely lucky that the vehicle had slowed because
of her behavior. She rolled up onto the hood of the vehicle and cracked
the windshield before she came down with some minor injuries and was
taken to the hospital.
Dudfield
was fined $200 and realized that being barely legal and drunk makes
one do silly and embarrassing things.
NON-CAREER
THIEVES
This
is just a couple of the world’s most idiotic criminals…
James
Snell, from Wales, was sentenced to 10 years in prison after robbing
a bank and jetting off in an easy-to-remember personalized license plate—
“J4MES”.
Snell
and his four accomplices used heavy metal drain covers to smash their
way into a Halifax bank branch. After taking the goods, they set off
in Snell’s BMW which was later tracked down after a witness remembered
admiring the distinctive plate.
Mark
McAvinew is definitely a beginner in the game of bank robberies. The
52-year-old man recently walked into a Metcalf Bank and thought he had
gotten away with $3,170. The only problem was that surveillance tape
caught McAvinew fleeing in an A.M. Heating & Cooling company van.
This
helped police solve the crime, since Mark McAvinew is a co-owner of
A.M. Heating & Cooling.
Christopher
Walker is yet another incompetent criminal.
Walker
was sentenced to two years in jail for robbing a Lloyds TSB Bank in
Birmingham, England. You see, this thief was caught within minutes,
since upon fleeing the bank he took refuge in his home across the street.
CHICKEN
NUGGET-RAGE
TOLEDO,
OHIO-
Police say an Ohio woman punched through a McDonald’s drive-through
window because Chicken McNuggets weren’t available.
Twenty-four
year old, Melodi Dushane stopped at the Mickey D’s early one morning
and asked for chicken nuggets. When the attendant told her that the
nuggets were not available on their breakfast menu, Dushane reached
through the drive-thru window and punched the employee in the mouth.
When
the night manager came to see what was going on, Dushane swung her fists
at her too. The manager then tried to pull Dushane through the drive-thru
window by her hair. When Dushane was released, she punched through the
window, breaking the glass, according to investigators.
Dushane
was treated for injuries, and then jailed. She pleaded not guilty to
a vandalism charge and was released on a recognizance bond in which
she was ordered not to have contact with the restaurant.
Maybe,
she should have ordered a happy meal! |