HOME IS WHERE THE THIEF IS

EASTON, PENNSYLVANIA- A Pennsylvania thief made himself at home after he allegedly broke into a house, cut his hair and prepared fried chicken before getting caught.

Authorities say Jose DeGarcia threw a rock through a front door window to get inside an Easton home. After rummaging through every room in the house, he showered, cut his hair and fired up the oven for some comfort food.

Police say DeGarcia left items scattered throughout and even put on some clothes and shoes that belonged to the homeowner’s grandson.

Upon the homeowner’s arrival, they found the thief a little too comfy— watching television and chompin’ on some chicken.

DeGarcia faces burglary, criminal trespass and other charges and was being held on $15,000 bail.

FORGOT WHERE MY MOM WORKS

DEARBORN HEIGHTS, MICHIGAN- This kid should’ve checked the schedule first.

Bandanna-clad Jason Zacchi was arrested after pointing a shotgun at a Wendy’s employee through the drive-thru window and demanding money.

Upon driving up and insisting the attendant give over all the cash, the shift manager hears the scuffle, and angrily approached the window and yelled at Zacchi, “What the hell are you doing?”

Turns out, the manager recognized Zacchi through his blue bandanna. Zacchi is her son.

Jason was held on $100,000 bond and his accomplice is accused of driving the get away car and was held on $50,000 bond.

FLASHING HER HIGH BEAMS

WELLINGTON, NEW ZEALAND- A New Zealand teen who was flashing her breasts at passing cars has been found guilty of disorderly behavior for the prank, which ended with her in a hospital after a distracted driver ran into her.

Cherelle May Dudfield, 18, was being egged on by her friends to flash passing motorists from a traffic island in the middle of a four-lane road. The alcohol-fueled prank went awry when one of the vehicles crashed into her as she tried to run to the side of the road, the police inspector said.

Authorities say Dudfield was extremely lucky that the vehicle had slowed because of her behavior. She rolled up onto the hood of the vehicle and cracked the windshield before she came down with some minor injuries and was taken to the hospital.

Dudfield was fined $200 and realized that being barely legal and drunk makes one do silly and embarrassing things.

NON-CAREER THIEVES

This is just a couple of the world’s most idiotic criminals…

James Snell, from Wales, was sentenced to 10 years in prison after robbing a bank and jetting off in an easy-to-remember personalized license plate— “J4MES”.

Snell and his four accomplices used heavy metal drain covers to smash their way into a Halifax bank branch. After taking the goods, they set off in Snell’s BMW which was later tracked down after a witness remembered admiring the distinctive plate.

Mark McAvinew is definitely a beginner in the game of bank robberies. The 52-year-old man recently walked into a Metcalf Bank and thought he had gotten away with $3,170. The only problem was that surveillance tape caught McAvinew fleeing in an A.M. Heating & Cooling company van.

This helped police solve the crime, since Mark McAvinew is a co-owner of A.M. Heating & Cooling.

Christopher Walker is yet another incompetent criminal.

Walker was sentenced to two years in jail for robbing a Lloyds TSB Bank in Birmingham, England. You see, this thief was caught within minutes, since upon fleeing the bank he took refuge in his home across the street.

CHICKEN NUGGET-RAGE

TOLEDO, OHIO- Police say an Ohio woman punched through a McDonald’s drive-through window because Chicken McNuggets weren’t available.

Twenty-four year old, Melodi Dushane stopped at the Mickey D’s early one morning and asked for chicken nuggets. When the attendant told her that the nuggets were not available on their breakfast menu, Dushane reached through the drive-thru window and punched the employee in the mouth.

When the night manager came to see what was going on, Dushane swung her fists at her too. The manager then tried to pull Dushane through the drive-thru window by her hair. When Dushane was released, she punched through the window, breaking the glass, according to investigators.

Dushane was treated for injuries, and then jailed. She pleaded not guilty to a vandalism charge and was released on a recognizance bond in which she was ordered not to have contact with the restaurant.

Maybe, she should have ordered a happy meal!